You are a dog. You are not a fox. You do not need to smell like a fox; you do not need to roll in fox poo. If you're ever in doubt on this issue, please refer to the chart above.
Signed,
Your loving family (as we collectively hold our noses)
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The Dog's Tale
Dearest Tilly,
You are a dog. You are not a fox. You do not need to smell like a fox; you do not need to roll in fox poo. If you're ever in doubt on this issue, please refer to the chart above.
Signed,
Your loving family (as we collectively hold our noses)